Alright QPR, enough’s enough!

About 10 days ago I posted a little shopping list of 10 players I wouldn’t be too upset to see arrive at Carrow Road in the close season, and then three days later they QPR go and snap up Peter Ramage.

Then imagine if you will my dismay when I read through the BBC Gossip page yesterday to see this little nugget of information:

QPR want to sign West Brom striker Kevin Phillips and Wolves forward Freddy Eastwood. (Daily Mirror)

Now’s the time to exclusively reveal to the world my real list of 10 players I wouldn’t be too upset to see arrive at Carrow Road…

  1. Titus Bramble (Wigan Athletic).
  2. Peter Thorne (Bradford City).
  3. Andy Hughes (Leeds United).
  4. Julien Brellier (FC Sion).
  5. Ryan Jarvis (released).
  6. Rossi Jarvis (released).
  7. Pablo Counago (Ipswich Town).
  8. Roy Race (Melchester Rovers)
  9. Dougall MacDougall (erm, someone like Ross County)
  10. Anyone from Derby County.

That’ll fool ‘em…

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About the Author: A Norwich City fan who still loves Grant Holt, just. When I visit Fortress Carrow Road I can usually be found in the Jarrold Stand with a cornish pasty in one hand and a kit-kat in the other.

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  1. Gordon says:

    brilliant absolutely brilliant I hope that works hahahahaha

  2. R says:

    Sorry about that, guys – word has it we’re talking to Hoolahan as well. Let’s hope he grows a bit so he can deal with Dowie’s “tactics”.

  3. Bosh says:

    Very good Guru. As a lifelong QPR supporter it’s all pretty weird. Years of getting in players who didn’t necessarily have the regulation amount of legs or a brain and then this happens. Titus Bramble you say? Hmmm. I have to say that after the initial happiness of still having a club it appears we, the supporters are having our seats taken by Naomi Campbell’s dance class. I’ve been offered my seat of £485 for £3500 next season. Bargain! I fear we are running before we can walk and unlike GiGi who wanted a squad of 23 we may end up buying anyone and everyone with two legs now. We’ll see. Good luck to Norwich next term. Big up to Glenn, he was a hero at QPR and is doing well there.

  4. Flavio and Bernie says:


    I am terribly sorry about all this buying players on your list, its all quite embarrassing and im sorry for any offense caused.

    Instead we have decided to track down the ex-player who gobbed at the Rangers fans a few years ago, he seems nice.

    Also, we intend to coak Dion Dublin’s cock out of retirment and put it on our main stand.

    Ciao Ciao

    Bernie & Flavio


  5. Budgie says:

    FAO Bernie & Flavio

    Good luck finding Diop (the man who tried to share fluids with your fans).
    After arguably his best game for us in that match against your lot he left the country sharpish, never to be seen on these shores again.
    I still remember the incident as I was quite impressed at the distance he ‘flobbed’. Must have been at least 4ft.

  6. big ade qpr says:

    good one mate but titus bramble? surely you wouldn’t inflict that baffoon on us lol

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